I will kick your ass (in like 4 months ok, not yet)
My Muay Thai lessons are going really well! Now I can (sometimes) make the really satisfying WHAM when I kick the pads. The instructor, Somchai, says maybe next week I can spar. Or maybe he was joking. I don’t know. His Muay Thai shorts have a picture of a skull wearing an American flag bandana and smoking a cigarette on them. It’s right on his ass—SO THAT IS WHY I AM LOOKING AT HIS ASS AND GIGGLING, OK?
