D and I took the Chao Phraya Express Boat to Banglaphu for a little walking. Ended up seeing the King’s motorcade.
It goes a little something like this:
2-3 Silver BMW 5 series with red flashing lights
15+ BMW motorcycles
5-10 red BMWs
A vintage yellow Bentley sedan and a vintage yellow Bently limo (yellow is the king’s color)
A lot more red BMWs
Identical yellow Bently sedan and limo (which one is the king in? you don’t know!!!!!)
some more red BMWs
twice as many BMW motorcycles
a few more silver BMW cars
Additionally all traffic was removed from an extremely busy road to allow the motorcade to pass uninhibited.
This is what it means to be ‘balling outrageous.’ Rap stars, take note.
